Saturday, February 23, 2008

Earthquakes In Israel Blamed On Teh Gheys

This is not a joke. Reports:

AN Israeli politician has blamed a spate of recent earthquakes in the Middle East on gays.

Shlomo Benizri of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party said the only way to prevent the earthquakes was for parliament to stop liberalising laws concerning homosexuals, AP reported.

“Why do earthquakes happen? One of the reasons is the things to which the Knesset (parliament) gives legitimacy, to sodomy,'' Mr Benizri said.

Mr Benizri said earthquake damage could be avoided if the parliament stopped “passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes''.

Two earthquakes originating in Lebanon have shaken Israel in the past week. The first occurred two days after the Israeli attorney-general ruled that same-sex couples could adopt children.

In recent years, Israeli courts have ruled that the government must recognise same-sex marriages performed abroad and grant gay couples inheritance rights.

Well, do you have a better explanation? Oh, you're one of those crazies who think earthquakes are caused by sudden releases of energy at the Earth's crust which produce seismic waves. You've probably got teh ghey too. First you people corrupt the sanctity of marriage, and now you kill us with your blasphemous earthquakes? Have some pity on us poor heteros, would you?!

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