Friday, February 29, 2008

Barack Obama Supporters Are Worse Than Scientologists

Seriously. This has become a full-on cult. Watch the video but don't stare directly into any of his groupies' eyes or they'll brainwash you into chanting with them.

As Winston Churchill once famously said, "The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average Barack Obama supporter."

It starts out pretty regularly. Alright, a bunch of Obama supporters. Some of them are pretty famous. They like that he wants out of Iraq. But half-way through it completely degenerates into them chanting his name and gazing lovingly at a gigantic poster of him looking majestic.

Er. Okay. And that one woman actually called Barack Obama a "reviver of souls." Also, I bet you didn't know he once turned water into kool-aid and walked on a shallow puddle of water without getting his socks wet. The Messiah hath risen.

So we know why they believe in Barack Obama. But why do you believe in Barack Obama?

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